A life, or lack thereof.

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Fév. '12

sheepsderp: xwinami: “The statement ‘Lead is heavier than wood’ has no precise meaning.” chemistry textbook, what do you mean ^HehehehHAHHAHHHH I AM SORRY, MY SHIT IS LOST it probably means your future husband will have morning lead and not morning wood  OH GOD CHEMISTRY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

sheepsderp:

xwinami:

“The statement ‘Lead is heavier than wood’ has no precise meaning.”

chemistry textbook, what do you mean

^HehehehHAHHAHHHH I AM SORRY, MY SHIT IS LOST

it probably means your future husband will have morning lead and not morning wood 

OH GOD

CHEMISTRY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

(Source : loveclaire)

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